In preparation for packing/moving out, I've been spending a lot of time lately going through shit and deciding what all I need to take with, since, obviously, once I'm out it's not as though I can ever come back to retrieve anything I may have forgotten ( Read more... )

My darling darling flist-chan, I do believe I have finally discovered the secret to domestic confidence:

My mother.

GEE, I BET THERE'S A SURPRISE~* 8)

Seriously. I may not know what the fuck I'm doing in the kitchen, but at least I have common fucking sense. Which is far more than I can say for this woman, and if she has survived doing it for ( Read more... )

CRAZY MOTHER :: "[RANDOMLY BARGES IN HERE] HEYYY...DO YOU REMEMBER...WHEN YOUR DAD READ YOU THE HOBBITS..."
JACEY :: "...The Hobbits? XD;;; Yeah. I remember when he read me The Hobbits."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THERE WAS AN ELF..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THAT WAS IN THE BOOKS..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "BUT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE..."
JACEY ( Read more... )

And in today's edition of Completely Unsurprising News Is Completely Unsurprising, my parents have thus far spent the entire day being utter fail! :D

And by utter fail, I mean my father has apparently forgotten yet again, for the nth fucking time, that he does not live here anymore and has not for a good five years or so now, and has been chilling ( Read more... )

Last night, I discovered that one of my classier specimens of neighbour (the extremely overweight man with a penchant for using electrical leafblowers and/or divebombing into his pool during lightning storms, to be specific!) is actually a thief who ninja'd the retirement funds out of the house of some other elderly neighbours, and that the house ( Read more... )

So it is seven in the morning, I cannot stop sneezing, and I am refusing to even try sleeping because I have somehow managed to completely mire myself in Wikipedia.

This is how I roll.

HOWEVER! In the process, I have learnt a legitimately kind of hilarious trufax!

So apparently, the Men In Black movie was actually based partly off the work of ( Read more... )

JACEY :: *flounces into kitchen and attempts to put her bowl from breakfast noms into the open dishwasher her mother had been loading, and, instead, suddenly simply stops and stares* "...one of these things is not like the other?"
CRAZY MOTHER :: "...what?"
JACEY :: "One of these things is not like the other???"
CRAZY MOTHER :: "*stares blankly at ( Read more... )

...

My darlings, I have made a Discovery.

Apparently, Mello from Death Note is now producing electrohouse music, epic goggles and all.

And I really am not quite sure whether to be more terrified or turned on.*

But holy fuckin' shit, you guys, goggles here aside -- WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME capsule EXISTED BEFORE NOW??? fffffffffff ( Read more... )

vicious-lullaby: ...LMFAOOOOOOO
vicious-lullaby: so my mother is in the bathroom, getting ready to take a shower I guess, and just suddenly started YELLING AT ME
vicious-lullaby: and I was like "WTF WHAT" and poked my head out into the hall to see wtf was going on
vicious-lullaby: and there is my mother
vicious-lullaby: standing in a gd towel
vicious-lullaby: and going
vicious-lullaby: "DID YOU KNOW MICHAEL JACKSON DIED DDD:"
pnr: she found that out in ( Read more... )

…

Well those were interesting five minute stretches of my life!

Jacey :: “*walks into kitchen*”
Crazy Mother :: “*immediately pipes up* I’M GETTING READY TO WATCH AMERICAN IDOL! O_O THEY’RE GONNA ELIMINATE SOMEONE! O_O ...I put a birdfeeder out there! O_O”
Jacey :: “...dots ( Read more... )